How do the signs react to lemons?

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Aries : "This is messed up... I like it"

Capricorn : "EWEWEWEWEWEWEWWHYAMIINTOIT-" (that says 'why am i into it-')

Leo : "oHoHoHoHo not like i had innocence anyway"

Scorpio : "*lemons are their life essence*"

Pisces : "oH mY gOd- mOm- BaBiEs dOnT cOmE fRoM sToRkS-"

Virgo : "i read this to rub the fact that im never getting any action until after marriage in my own face"

Gemini : "oOOOOoooooOOOohhHHhHh- I..."

Cancer : "I read these every minute of every day"

Aquarius : "Why is it so gross-"

Sagittarius : "I LIKE IT AND HATE IT AT THE SAME TIME????"

Taurus : "how do they swallow it without chocking?"

Libra : "if i had a cent everytime i read the word 'moaned' id have enough money to pay for the therapist im in need of right now"

#QOTD; Do you think this ↓ idea is good?

#AOTD; since im running out of QOTD ideas, how about you comment a few interesting questions and ill put them in the chapters? (ill give credit of course~) :3

shipping rarepairs is so painful because no one knows about it so you suffer in silence :')

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