About My Day and My Hyena Self (FINISHED &THERES SEQUEL)

QUESTIONING THE PEOPLE WHO COMMENT ON MY BOOK THIS IS A REALLY LONG TITLE :D

I AM QUESTIONING YOU ALL ON WEIRD ABNORMAL QUESTIONS BECAUSE I WANT TO AND ITS FUNNY FOR REACTIONS HERE WE GO TO STOP THE BOREDOM IM GONNA COME UP WITH 20 OF THE WEIRDEST QUESTIONS AND ANSWER THEM MYSELF BUT koalafancy SniffDonuts AND gay45blonde77soda23 YOU GUYS ALL HAVE TO PLAY HAHAHAHA DONUT AM I EVIL YET, I'm not that evil an you can just comment instead of writing a whole new chapter
Ps. All people reading are free to join in on the answering
1. If you had an animal hoodie what animal would it be?

Um hyena or/and white tiger EARS AND TAIL INCLUDED OF COURSE :D

2.if you had to paint a face on a grapefruit who would it be and what would you do with it?

I would paint my brother and then shoot it and light it on fire

3. If you could swim in one thing what would it be?

Rainbow water b1tches

4. If you could change one akward and embarrassing moment in your life what would it be?

When I flew from my bike and face planted in front of the Mayer of our city  and his children into a bush, I wish I didn't faceplant or fall from my bike

5. If 3 things could rain from the sky what would it be?

Hmmm, stuffed animals, rocks that give you powers THAT ARE RAINBOW, and flaming flying chainsaws that go after everybody that tries to pick up either that's not me .-.

6. Are you eating at the moment? If you are what are you eating?

Chicken Noodle Soup, jealous yet

7. If you had one power what would it be?

The power to give permanent powers to other people so I only give powers to good people that sincerely need them

8. If you could b1tchslap one Greek God with no consequences which one would it be?

Aphrodite for not giving me colorful hair, my hair color and eye color is boring af

9. If you could live in one environment what would it be?

Windy, rainy, and cold, with patches of clear weather that makes everything colorful, I like that kind of environment

10. If you had to hurt a stalker on your property what would you use?

A shotgun that shoots salt rock bullets so it burns and grits their wounds for spying on me

11.  If you had to make an abstract modern art painting what would it be?

I would paint a white circle on a white canvas and call it blank

12. PLAD OR STRIPES

UH UH UH UM BOTH WAIT PLAD WAIT NO UM NUUUUUUUUUU *world explodes*

13. If you had to have a mythical pet what would it be?

A teacup dragon

14. If you had to be a mythical creature what would it be?

A white tiger furry duhhhh :3 or hyena... NOPE WHITE TIGER I CAN GET MY FUR DIED RAINBOW WITHOUT HAVING TO ADD BLONDE DYE

15. If you could change your talent what could it be?

I haven't found my talent so it would be either fighting or using a weapon so if somebody called me cute I could stomp on their foot and b1tch slap them

16. If you could make a new fruit what would it be?

A wapple, (watermelon Apple) WAPPLE CIDER YAS

17. If you had a talking clothing article what would it be?

A SnapBack that gives me advice

18. If you could get something for free no taxes and no paying what would it be?

A small one story house with a beautiful yard and creek so I can live out my days there

19. If you could be amazing at one sport or activity what would it be?

ICE HOCKEY YEAA!!!!

20. Should I make a book just to ask questions and answer them and other people can answer them too?

I DONT KNOW ITS UP TO YOU :3