How to annoy people

Hey look

I have two brothers and a twin sister so I have to put up with them which believe me is hard.

I do this trick with small bits of food.
What you need
•human being. (Best with family member)
•food
•a brain. (I'm sure most people have this but if not then this might be very hard for you as it involves thinking.)

What to do
Sit next to your human being that must be eating small food.(It works best near a window)
Point at the window and say something like
"Look a flying pig."
(I say flying emu because I live in Australia.)
If they are stupid they will look.

This is when you grab a handful of their food and run. You run because they realise what you have done.

Stand behind them and eat the food you grabbed and laugh at them as they try to stand up fast without spilling the food.

If they put the food down that was a bug mistake. Run or jump over the sofa or chair that you sat on and grab another handful.

Grabbing another handful may cause them to shout or even become violent.
Make a hashtag sign with your fingers and say.
"#stoptheviolence."