My dog did this to me the other night and I was not impressed.
What you need:
•water
•mud
•a sandy towel
•your owners bed
What to do:
When your owner is sleeping go into the back garden and get really wet. Then roll in the mud.
Somehow sneak into your owners room and lay on them then the bed. If it works really well they will kick you out.
You should've made the bed really wet and muddy so they can't sleep. This is when the sandy towel comes in use.
They will find anything to put over the muddy wet patch so they shall grab the towel, forgetting it is covered in sand and put it on the wetness and will now have to sleep in a wet, muddy sand pit.
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