Dear eye,
As much as I appreciate the things you do can you please tell your friend eyelashes to stay away.
The point of eyelashes are to protect your eye from things like sand and dust. First off they have failed their job as most days I get dirt in my eye.
Second off you eyelashes are meant to stay around my eye and not in it.
Sincerely everyone who feels my pain.
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