Meet the Defense

Swapped Duties

Idea by IA-Drake.

*pulls names from hat*

CIA: Who thought it was a good idea to do this?

Delta: That Drake person.

Army: You're just upset, because you'll have to actually go onto the field.

Paratrooper: Green, you have to tell us what CIA's work is like.

Marine: We're not actually going into the field. You realize that, right? We're just going in for some training.

AirForce: That's probably best. Imagine what would happen if we actually did each others' jobs?

ArmyRanger: Terrifying.

One month later

Navy: I'm not going on another airplane for at least five years.

Paratrooper: Come on. It wasn't that bad.

Navy: It was terrifying! What if your parachute doesn't let out, or it tangles?!

Paratrooper: Then, you most certainly will die when you crash to the earth.

Navy: Aren't you a ball of sunshine.

Paratrooper: I should be the one complaining. A whole month on the water? How do you deal with that? They put me in a tin can for a week.

Navy: You mean a submarine.

Paratrooper: A tin can thousands of feet under water. Who's idea was that?

AirForce: My baby! *runs to plane* I missed you!

DeltaForce: Couldn't handle my job, huh?

AirForce: One month without flying? I barely survived! Being a passenger is one thing.

DeltaForce: I don't understand your obsession with flying. Yeah, it's convenient for travel, but what else?

AirForce: It's amazing! *climbs into plane and starts engine**flys away*

CoastGuard: Army, why are you always on land? Don't you get bored?

Army: You do way too much. Why can't you just choose one terrain?

CoastGuard: What's the fun in that?

Seal: Marine's wasn't that hard.

Marine: Why do you spend so much time in water? I swear, my fingers are prunes.

Seal: Complain, complain, complain. I knew you couldn't handle my job.

Marine: I handled it fine.

Seal: Couldn't handle a little fun in the waves, Marine?

Marine: Shut it.

Army: What about you three, how was it?

ArmyRanger: Green's job was....

GreenBeret: Hard?

ArmyRanger: Not what I expected.

GreenBeret: *smirk* Admit it. You suffered.

ArmyRanger: *scowl* What about you? You suffer through CIA's job?

GreenBeret: It was uh... It was interesting.

Navy: Come on, Green! Details!

GreenBeret: Training was rough. What about you, CIA? How was Ranger's job?

CIA: *shrug* It was fine. A bit boring.

ArmyRanger: Boring?

CIA: I do a lot more in my work.

Army: And we've still learned nothing about CIA's work. I thought this was going to be productive.