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AugustaCityGApeach: What types of dad or mom will all the organizations of defense and the government? For example Fun dad/mom. Thnx

Names in case ya need 'em
Gaz - GreenBeret
Mikel - Seal
Lucas - AirForce
Maverick - Marine
CIA - Martel
Army - Theodore
Jared - NCIS

Navy: Gaz is the fun dad

CoastGuard: No, that's Mikel. Gaz is the fun uncle who literally doesn't stop ever.

Navy: Fair enough. That's also Lucas though.

CoastGuard: True. You're the dad that loses a fifty dollar bet to your kid trying to show something cool and it blows up in your face.

NJROTC: He's right.

Navy: At least I do shit instead of just leaving them on their own like Maverick.

NJROTC: Police would be a good mom.

Navy: ...that's an interesting thought.

NJROTC: Is it really that weird?

Navy: No- I mean, think of Seal with kids.

CoastGuard: Right.

FBI: What are you talking about?

NJROTC: What kind of parents everyone would be. What do you think I would be?

FBI: A cross between Navy and Martel.

Navy: I'm doing something right.

FBI: Army's much more stable than Navy though.

Navy: *scowls* Of course you'd say that. I bet Jared would be on my side.

FBI: uh-huh

CoastGuard: Jared!!

NCIS: *walks in* *annoyed* what? What's with the yelling?

Navy: Who's a better parent? Theodore or me?

NCIS: *rubs heads* Um, I mean,

Navy: Don't tell me you're gonna side with him.

NCIS: *sighs* I guess Jameson-

Navy: HA

NCIS: Army's a bit- uh, blunt

Navy: *puts arm around NCIS* I knew you'd be on my side.

NCIS: *rolls eyes*

FBI: That doesn't mean you're the perfect parent.

NCIS: I don't think there's such a thing as a perfect parent.

CoastGuard: Yeah, that's true. Back to subject though. Would Jared and FBI be good parents?

FBI: *frowns*

Navy: Jared'd be- not like that Sawyers.

FBI: I didn't say anything.

Navy: Yeah, but you were thinking it.

FBI: *crosses arms* Whatever.

CoastGuard: I think Jared would be a pretty cool dad.

NCIS: *scoffs* Yeah, right. I couldn't be a dad.

Navy: Give yourself more credit! You care a lot.

CoastGuard: Yeah! You'd be a cool dad. 

Navy: The real cool one that still cares too much.

NCIS: mm-hm

NJROTC: I don't think FBI would be a great dad. He always seems like he's working.

NCIS: Nah, he'd be the really over protective dad that doesn't let his child out after nine and interrogates all of their dates.

FBI: *shrugs* Martel would be a terrible father. He doesn't know the first thing about actual communication and socializing.

NCIS: That's true

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