Idea by nicholasbritt13.
"Now." The government psychologist looked over each file on her desk. "I'm told you two need help getting along."
"Not my fault," Navy said.
"It's certainly not my fault!" Army exclaimed.
"There's no need to shout."
"Let's start simply," the psychologist said. "Why do you both argue so much?"
"Because he won't shut up," Army says.
"Perhaps if you weren't wrong all the time, I wouldn't have to constantly correct you."
"I-!"
"Gentlemen. Can we settle down, please?"
"He's the one that won't quit," Army said angrily.
"Well, I'm sure-"
"Not like you're any better," Navy interrupted.
"What makes you so much better?" Army retorted.
The psychologist sat back in her seat. She listened to the men's arguments and taunts. She tried several times to intervene in their fitful talk, each time failing. She was quickly starting to think she wouldn't be able to help these two.
The two jumped to their feet, their fight becoming physical. She jumped to her feet and tried to pull them apart.
Yeah, these two were going to take some work.
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Meet the Defense
RandomMeet the US Armed Forces and others! You can ask them questions, dare them and all that jazz. Also slight plot at some point. All characters are my own (except for that one brief ask concerning aph characters) and bel...
