Meet the Defense

Day Over

Requested by Leonidas13.
I tried my best.

Leonidas13 - Leonidas

Ivvy: *leads Leonidas inside house* Here.

Leonidas: It's a lot quieter than I expected.

Navy: Who's that?

Ivvy: A guest- well, babysitter.

Navy: *frowns* Do you know how old I am?

Ivvy: *waves hand* Yeah, yeah.

Leonidas: Hello.

Army: Who- oh. Why is she here?

Ivvy: Staying over for a day. Chill.

Navy: There is no chill in this house.

Leonidas: *sighs*

Army: Yeah, but, you brought her to my house? Why mine?

Ivvy: Who else's?

Army: *nods to Navy* What about his?

Ivvy: *shrugs* Yours is bigger. Okay, I'll be back tomorrow- bye. *leaves*

Leonidas: Wh- *gets hit with water balloon*

Army: *turns around**looks to banister*

ArmyRanger: *snickering**running away*

Army: Ranger!

Navy: Good luck.

Leonidas: Where are you going??

Navy: I'm not staying here? Those two go crazy with new people.

Leonidas: Two-?

Navy: You'll figure it out. *leaves*

outside

Navy: You're just leaving her there?

Ivvy: Oh no. There're security cameras in the house.

back inside

ArmyRanger: *approaches Leonidas* Hello, Ma'am. I'm Karl. How do you do? *shakes hand*

Leonidas: *gets electric shock**jumps back* Wha-??

ArmyRanger: *smiles**holds up hand with shocker*

Leonidas: *frowns**rubs hand* So, where's everyone else?

ArmyRanger: Can't say for sure. I'm sure they'll be pleased to see you though! *leaves*

Leonidas: O-kay. *goes into living room*

in living room

CIA: *sighs* You can't just-

Army: Why not?

CIA: Because people don't generally respond well to having someone tell them something out of the blue.

FBI: Exactly. But really, you should find a way to tell them um, gently.

CIA: *scoffs* Like you're the person to be giving relationship advice to.

FBI: *glares*

Army: I actually wouldn't have pegged either of you to be relationship types.

Leonidas: Makes two of us.

Army: *looks to Leonidas* How long have you been there?

CIA: She's been there for a minute. You didn't notice?

Army: Not all of us have super-senses like you, Daniel.

FBI: *to Leonidas* Who are you?

Leonidas: I'm Leonidas.

Army: A crazy woman.

FBI: What kind of crazy? AirForce crazy? or Cap crazy?

Leonidas: Excuse me-

CIA: *puts finger up* Hang on a moment.

Leonidas: Wha-

FBI: Back to our conversation.

CIA: About how you of all people shouldn't be giving relationship advice?

FBI: *glares*

Army: Why? What did I miss?

Leonidas: *sits down with them*

CIA: Austin's got love issues.

FBI: Shut up.

Leonidas: I want details.

Army: I agree with her. *softer* For once. So who is it?

FBI: No one.

CIA: Right.

FBI: *leaves*

Leonidas: .... So, where's the others?

Army: Well, Delta is probably somewhere around here; maybe with Ranger as well. Green is in the kitchen, I think.

Leonidas: Cool. Thanks. *walks out*

CIA: How long is she going to be here?

Army: I thought you were supposed to know these things.

Leonidas: *walks into kitchen* Hello.

GreenBeret: *turns around* Oh, hi. Who are you?

Leonidas: Name's Leonidas. Ivvy said I could stay for a day.

GreenBeret: *frowns* They just invited you into my house?

Leonidas: Uh, yeah?

GreenBeret: *muttering* Definitely having a talk later.

Leonidas: Right. *gets hit with silly string**spins around*

GreenBeret: Not in my kitchen!!

ArmyRanger: *running away**laughing*

Leonidas: Hey! *goes after armyranger*

GreenBeret: I wouldn't- she's gone... oh well.

Leonidas: *gets sprayed with chocolate milk* Stop! What is this?!

DeltaForce: *from banister* Don't worry. It's only chocolate milk.

Leonidas: *runs up stairs**slips on milk*

ArmyRanger: *laughs*

Leonidas: *runs up stairs to banister*

DeltaForce: *runs*

The next day

Ivvy: Hey, how'd it go.... Why is the main hall covered in chocolate milk and silly string?

GreenBeret: Why do you think?