Point if you remember the part the title refers to!
Navy: *sits down at computer*
Seal and Coast playing cards at table nearby.
Seal: So, Coast. You and Green-
CoastGuard: Don't.
Seal: Does he know you're gay?
CoastGuard: Isn't it kinda obvious?
Seal: Well, you'd be surprised. *glances to Navy**stands* 'Cause I'm just saying *stands behind Navy* If you were gay. That'd be okay.
Navy: *looks up*
Seal: I mean 'cause hey, we'd like you anyway. Because you see. Just look at Coast! He is free to say that he is gay!
CoastGuard: Yep, I'm gay.
Seal: If you are queer.
Navy: *sigh*
Seal: We are right here. *motions to Coast*
Seal and CoastGuard: Year after year, because you're dear to us.
CoastGuard: And I know that you accept me, too, ever since I told you I am gay!
Navy: *stands* I'm gonna stop you both right there.
*seal and coast finish song*
Navy: Very nice. You two should go on Broadway. *leaves*
CoastGuard: He never denied it.
Seal: *smirks*

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