Not A Total Decoy

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Point if you remember the part the title refers to!

Navy: *sits down at computer*

Seal and Coast playing cards at table nearby.

Seal: So, Coast. You and Green-

CoastGuard: Don't.

Seal: Does he know you're gay?

CoastGuard: Isn't it kinda obvious?

Seal: Well, you'd be surprised. *glances to Navy**stands* 'Cause I'm just saying *stands behind Navy* If you were gay. That'd be okay.

Navy: *looks up*

Seal: I mean 'cause hey, we'd like you anyway. Because you see. Just look at Coast! He is free to say that he is gay!

CoastGuard: Yep, I'm gay.

Seal: If you are queer.

Navy: *sigh*

Seal: We are right here. *motions to Coast*

Seal and CoastGuard: Year after year, because you're dear to us.

CoastGuard: And I know that you accept me, too, ever since I told you I am gay!

Navy: *stands* I'm gonna stop you both right there.

*seal and coast finish song*

Navy: Very nice. You two should go on Broadway. *leaves*

CoastGuard: He never denied it.

Seal: *smirks*

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