*smaller figure creeps around corners**keeps out of sight*
AirForce: *walks in* Has anyone seen a smallish person creeping around?
CIA: *squints* You don't mean-
Seal: I think there was a kid sneaking around. I never got a glimpse of him though.
Police: Same here.
GreenBeret: What are you guys talking about?
Seal: Why are you even here?
GreenBeret: Excuse me?
Navy: Seal, stop.
Seal: What did I do?
Police: Just shush for one minute.
Seal: But-
Police: *kisses Seal*
Seal: Fine.
NCIS: Glad there's someone to shut him up.
CIA: You're one to talk.
AirForce: Seriously guys.
CIA: You seriously lost-
AirForce: It's not my fault that-
NCIS: What are you guys even talking about?
CIA: *grabs AirForce's arm* We're discussing this somewhere else. *leaves room*
GreenBeret: What do you think they're doing?
*giggling from outside room*
CIA: *far off* What are you doing here?!
Child's voice: I was bored.
AirForce: *far off* He's right. You can't just wander off!
Police: AirForce is raising his voice. Must be serious.
I got this idea while reading xXFallenHeroXx's hetalia crack; a chapter on Area 51. And all I could really think was Area 51 is an Air Force base, but it's also seems like something the CIA would take care of.
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