AOT lemon/smut/fluffy stuffy

Whats (very)kool anymore(Amanda is)

I have a cat and he is literally Kenma from Haikyuu except he's grey and it pisses me off like no U need to be brown on top and blond down.
U need to be puddin cat.

Flan cat.

Kenma.
And he's light as fuck but eats like a god damn golden retriever.
He's so quiet and anti-social too, and he only likes me idk he runs from everyone else in the house.....
Maybe since he's like kenma.... I'm like Kuroo...

*gasps*

         I'm having a crisis, I think I'm shipping a cat with myself.
   

What the fuckel.

What. The. Fuck.

W h a t t h e f u c k.

F u c k.

Someone send me prayers because I don't wanna be involved in beastiality. This is the gods work, he has cursed me for m my life and books.

He has damned me for all my sins. 

God

Also I have discovered AmandaChronicles and have become gayer than I had originally planned to be.

Like I was gay,

then I was gayer and then

I thought that was as gay as I would get but now I'm just like-

                               Gay²

Like I'm so gay I've become a algebra term,
dear god nothing can save me (except Amanda)

(wait no she'd probably drag me to hell with her) 

(not that I'd have a problem with it I mean I'm not getting to heaven anytime soon *sweats gayly*)

k bye

(Purple was my favorite color even before I knew about her)