Weirdo

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I woke up the next morning with my back hurting like hell but when I looked over at the other couch I saw Stephanie sitting down sipping coffee and looking through her phone. I lifted myself up and sat up slightly slouched over, this made Stephanie look up from her phone.

"Hello darling"she said sweetly which actually confused me, why was she being nice when she was super mad yesterday?

"Aren't you mad at me?" I asked

"I can't stay mad at you brat, seeing you they're all twisted up on the couch made me feel bad" she said, she walked over to me and kissed me on the cheek, which made me blush she grabbed my hand and brought me to the kitchen. She had cooked breakfast for us, of course Stephanie ate healthy fancy breakfast and I had a big stack of pancakes.

"So what do you want to do today" she asked me

"I dunno what do you wanna do today"

"I don't know but whatever it is you think of you have to think fast cause in a hour or so we have to drive to Nevada for Raw so-

"WAIT did you say Nevada?!!!" I jumped out of my seat with a big smile on my face

"Yes and why the fuck are you so happy about that???" She looked at me weirdly. I ran over to her and sat on her lap and put my arm around her and hugged her, now she looked even more confused than before

"I know what were gonna do today! We are gonna drive to Nevada right now and go see some aliens" I said excitedly

"Aliens?? You actually believe that crap??" She laughed

"Of course Steph area 51 is filled with aliens. I've always wanted to go there pleaseeee Steph I'll do anything"

She looked over at me and smirked

"Anything?" She said, I already know where she was going with this

"Yes Stephanie anything"

I got off her lap and sat back on but with my legs on both sides of her and began kissing her. I grinded against her which made her moan

"So Steph" I breathed out in between kisses "can we go?"

"Fine but first why don't you finish what you started" she picked me up from out of her lap and sat me on the kitchen counter. She pushed everything of it and got onto the counter herself and went on top of me and we kissed more.


Later

We were in the car on the road to area 51. I was excited and we were almost to the line, I took a picture of everything while Stephanie just laughed at me. She doesn't believe in aliens.

We finally made it to the line where we couldn't cross and I hopped out of the car to stand in front of it.

"So THIS is what you wanted to see, a line that you can't even cross" she looked at me unimpressed

"Stephanie behind this line is where aliens-

"What happens if you cross the line?" She asked

"They shoot you and before you say that your famous and all that and they can't shoot a McMahon they will shoot you Steph" I told her, I made a mistake and in a way she took it as a challenge so she crossed the line. I screamed and she started to laugh while the camo dudes started to drive close to her. She continued to laugh at me while I yelled at her to get back over to me, eventually she rolled her eyes and walked over

"See told you they didn't shoot me" she smirked

I literally almost had a heart attack. I held onto her wrist and was still breathing heavy she honestly could have gotten shot.

"Luna-

Before she could even begin

"Don't ever do that again please" I said and hugged her, and we got back into the car.

We drove to the area which was hours away

"Hey Steph"

"What?"

"How come you never call me Stella"

She looked over at me raising an eyebrow

"Well I think Luna is cuter, do you want me to call you Stella"she asked

"No I'm just asking but Stella would make for a better ship name now that I think about it" I said

"Ship name?" She looked over at me confused

"A couple name, like a combination of our names"

She laughed

"Oh really and what would our ship name be?" She smirked

"Stellphie"

She gave an impressed look and winked

"I like it" she said

"Really?? Cause I was thinking-

"Oh god luna please for everyone's sake stop thinking, baby no offense but whenever you start thinking stupid shit happens" she said "but what's your little plan this time?"

"We should get a dog" I smiled

"A dog? Really? So are we supposed to name this dog Stellphie?" she laughed

"Yes" I smiled, I batted my eyelashes and did a puppy dog face "please Steph"

"Don't come looking at me with your cute little eyes and expect me to go buy a dog its not going to work" she said looking away from me

I needed go work extra hard to get this dog.

I bent over and kissed her thighs all the way up to her chest

"Its not going to work" was all she said.

Dammit!

I sat back in my seat with my arms crossed like a little kid. If sex won't work then I'll annoy her!

"Hey Steph Steph Steph Stephanie Steph Stephanieeeeee hello Steph STEPHANIE"

"WHAT?!?!??!?" she yelled

"Can we get a dog?" I smiled

"NO"

Ok so annoying her didn't work now I don't know what to do.

"Why can't we get a dog?"I asked. She sighed loudly

"We are always traveling we don't have time for a dog and besides Luna why would we need a dog when I have you" she smirked

"And if I'm the dog that makes you Cruella De Vil" I smirked she looked over at me with evil eyes.

"Now your definitely not getting a dog" she said

Dammit!

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