Kiku Honda
32 minutes ago
Hey shitheads, listen. I don't work with the pasta freak and the potato muscle head, got it? I don't fucking want to be together with those dumbasses. No buts, 'cause I don't give a fuck about your opinion. Oh yeah, I DON'T love stupid cartoons got it? If it was hentai, then that's a different story. Ughh, why the heck am I labeled as a dork here, it's so irritating. Tch.
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Feliciano Vargas: T.T Japaaaaan! Please say you are kidding...
Kiku Honda: Ughh, why the heck would I "kid" around.
Kiku Honda: Does this face look like joking to you?
Ludwig Beilachmidt: Hey... Japan, if you have anything that's bothering you, we can talk about it...
Kiku Honda: I'm not a pussy, I can handle my own problems, now fuck off before I grate your asses.
Hercules Carpus: Japan...you're quite lively today
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Oh... You don't seem like yourself today.
Kiku Honda: tch...annoying
Wang Yao: Japaaaaaaaan! What happened?! Why are you cursing a lot?! T.T
Alfred F. Jones: Keeks! Did you had too much thug simulator last night? You can come over if you want. Gil and I will play later.
Kiku Honda: Oh it's you dimwit. Thug simulator? That's bullcrap Al. Stop calling me keeks, it sounds gay. I'd come over if you had salt.
Alfred F. Jones: Al? Wait, Kiku is that still you?!
Kiku Honda: Kiku? What the fuck are you talking about?! I'm Kuro for shit sake.
Alfred F. Jones: Kuro...?
Kiku Honda: I'm Kiku's other self, and he is my other self.
Feliciano Vargas: So where is Kiku?
Kiku Honda: Tsk.
Kiku Hinda: he's here, watching cartoons. I'm using his account.
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Ludwig Beilschmidt: Oh... I see. I panicked for a second there.
Oliver Kirkland: Oh hello there Kuro :D That would be 14 dollars.
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Kiku Honda: ...fu-
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