Yuichiro Hyakuya x Human reader

1.7K 17 6
                                    

(This was very random, sorry XDD)

Y/n's POV

*is sitting on a couch inside your boyfriends house, waiting for him to come back from the walk with your dog* UGH WHEN IS THAT BASTARD COMING BACK?!

Yuu: *walks inside house, wet from the rain*

YAY! You're back ^-^

Yuu: Couldn't you have walked your own dog?

No!!! Are you not gentleman enough or what?!

Yuu: I didn't say anything *looks innocent*

Thought so:3 *the dog starts to lick your hands* aww, so cute

Yuu: *takes off his jacket* I swear how can you like that??

You just dont have the spirtit!!!

Yuu: Scuse me?!

You need to get more spirit!  So lets buy more animals!!!

Yuu: WHAT?! 

Yea, it'll be great for you:3

//ZE NEXT DAY//

*drags Yuu to a pet shop* EYYYY , we're here now!

Yuu: do we really need more the one pet?

Of course!!! You need help with your animal spirit!

Yuu: ugh...

*We walk into the shop*

Omg!!! *runs around* LOOK THEY HAVE A CAT!!! AND A HAMSTER *Says lots of other animals, normal pets and some that shouldn't even be in shops while dragging Yuu around*

Yuu: I'd like... A.. Mouse...  (Why do I have a dirty mind?)

We can get that to!!

Man: Hello, what can I help you with?

I'd like to buy every animal here >:3

Yuu: You hate me don't you?

Man: Of course, that all be 8 million yen

Okay!  *pays him and we go back home, with all the animals, (horse, crocodile, parrots and more stuff)

Yuu: How do you have so much money?

I stole them okay, but dont tell anyone that

Yuu: *nod and we get back to his house*

So, let's get all 28 animals in shall we?

Yuu: *Sighs* fine

*3 hours later*

That was everything! 

Yuu: do I have enough spirit now...?

Hmmm, feed them and I'll see *sits on couch and pets our turtle*

Yuu: ._. Do I have to? But wait... What do I feed a crocodile?

That's why we bought the mice

Yuu: What;-;

Yea, *kicks his butt* NOW WORK!!!

Yuu: *sad chibi and feeds all the animals* now;-;?

Eh, it's fine for now:3

Yuu: *sits down on couch and takes his computer, but the hamster is running over it all the time so he puts it away again* I swear... If there's a snake in the bed I'll kill myslef...

Yuu:*walks to the bedroom and runs out again screaming*

*laughs* was there a snake?

Yuu: Yes.. *hand you it*

*takes it* aww.. You're scaring him... What a meany he is to you *pets it*

Yuu: I'm done...  *walks to bedroom and falls asleep*


OKAY THIS IS SO BAD I CANT EVEN *leaves*

Owari no Seraph One ShotsWhere stories live. Discover now