STUCK WITH HIM, jake fitzgerald.

[60] phone call

bold | jake
italics | rosie

what are you wearing right now

is that really how you're starting this conversation

maybe

you're so lame oh my god

well you're so cute

your sleepy voice is sexy, you know?

your voice in general is sexy

your face is sexy

your body is sexy

your everything is sexy

....

HA! you can't think of anything. I win.

shut up cutie

fight me fatty

text me tomorrow. you keep yawning and i don't want to sleep deprive you.

but i wanna talk to you

you're tired

and you're cute. your point?

god im so in love with you

and im very much in love with you, but what the fuck are you laughing about?

who knows? all i know is that i cant wait to see you this weekend

two days then im heading down there

two days too long

two days too short

shut up you know you wanna see me

ew would want to see a rat

ew why is rosie hanging out with an alien slut

because im fucking great

you're a bully

me? a bully? i would never.

where's rosie at though

under me. i stole her phone and sat on her.

why

so i could call you a rat

why do you hate me

STOP CALLING JAKE A RAT ELIZABETH

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NEVER HE'S THE RAT KING

what was that thud