THE THREE MUSKETEERS
cal lightman sawyer
lance sweets brooklyn
og hoe mary janeog hoe
GUYS!!!og hoe
i got some big ass
news i need to share
with you!!!lance sweets
oh shit what is it???cal lightman
what you got going on?og hoe
so i was talking to
judecal lightman
hacal lightman
more like roasting the
hell out of himog hoe
he's my brother i can
do as i pleasecal lightman
i wasn't judging i was
just correcting your
statementog hoe
whateverog hoe
so i was roasting jude
as he was trying to talk
to me and he asked me
to go to a premier with
him!!!lance sweets
oh shit another???lance sweets
damn that guy needs to
find someonelance sweets
bringing your sister
to every event is kinda
sadog hoe
oh shut up we have a good
time togetherlance sweets
im just saying he needs to get
laidog hoe
i mean,,, you aren't wrong
he does need some action
but that's besides the pointcal lightman
so the premier???og hoe
oh yeah he invited me to
one so what should i
yell at reporters when
they ask if im his date??cal lightman
idk incesties before besties
or somethingog hoe
wtf???cal lightman
well you put me on the
spot so idklance sweets
we're texting sawyer
you have all the time
in the worldcal lightman
oh shut upcal lightman
but you can just get a
megaphone to bring
and when they ask
use it to laugh really
loud in their facesog hoe
noice noice but i
don't think i'll be able
to bring a megaphone
onto a red carpetlance sweets
or you can say 'yeah
we're from alabama
yee-yee!'lance sweets
imma sister and girlfriend
rolled into oneog hoe
i like the yee-yee partog hoe
i'll probs use thatlance sweets
YEE YEE!!!!cal lightman
but like hold upcal lightman
what premier are you
going to???og hoe
idk he didn't tell meog hoe
once i agreed he just
got kinda weird and
was like no take backs
and everythinglance sweets
oh shit!!!og hoe
what premiers are
coming up??cal lightman
um our very favorite
spiderman!!!og hoe
fuck you guysog hoe
i really doubt that jude
what bring me to a
fucking spiderman
premier when he knows
how i feel about itog hoe
and how would he even
get invited???lance sweets
idk maybe he slid into
the dms of tom holland
and was like yo i got
a sister named mj
you wanna give us
tickets to a premier of
your movie bro???og hoe
jude is a strict no
bro using personog hoe
that's me. im the bro
dudecal lightman
bitch we fucking know
thatcal lightman
we your bros and hoes
all in oneog hoe
and yall the best toolance sweets
oh shit you're being
too nice to uscal lightman
we love you too hoeog hoe
yall get me. love you
broslance sweets
<3
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