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og hoeguys i miss myboyfriend

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og hoe
guys i miss my
boyfriend

lance sweets
ew you're acting
all mushy,,,

lance sweets
i hate it

og hoe
well im sorry that
im dating someone
for like the first time
in years and i have
FEELINGS

cal lightman
and who do you have
to thank?

og hoe
jude

cal lightman
excuse me honey

cal lightman
we were the ones who
pushed you to fucking get
it and pursue his ass
not jude

lance sweets
AND we're the ones
who got him to your
page

og hoe
yeah but he would've
ignored me if jude
hadn't brought me to
that stupid premier

cal lightman
okay we all get credit
but you can't write
us out of this

lance sweets
we're splitting the credit
three ways bc we all
did the work to get you
two together so
don't lie honey

og hoe
...

og hoe
okay fine you guys
do get some credit

og hoe
but this doesn't make
me miss him less

lance sweets
ew what happened to
the mj who was all like
'ew fuck tom holland
he's gross and disgusting'

og hoe
she got a boyfriend

lance sweets
disgusting

lance sweets
bring the old one back
i miss her :(

og hoe
oh fuck off

lance sweets
that's my girl

cal lightman
pls do not become
the girl who only
talks about her bf
because i will not
hesitate to drop you

cal lightman
that's some annoying
ass shit

og hoe
GUYS

og hoe
so like tom is great
and the best and
amazing and -

cal lightman
hoe i WILL block
you

og hoe
lol im just messing
with you

og hoe
that ain't me honey
and it ain't gonna be
me

og hoe
and if i even start to
get like that you better
fucking slap me or
something bc honey
we don't want that
annoying ass shit
here

cal lightman
im in

og hoe
you typed that way
too quickly

cal lightman
does it matter? i already
agreed

lance sweets
yeah i'll do it too

lance sweets
:)

og hoe
that smile threatens
me

lance sweets
good

lance sweets
:)

cal lightman
but like what are we
gonna do now bc
im lonely and sad
and i wanna have someone
to hold and to fuck
me into my mattress

cal lightman
:(

lance sweets
okay i did not need
that last detail

cal lightman
oh shut the fuck up
brooklyn and help
me!!!

og hoe
idk antagonizing a
celebrity worked for
me

cal lightman
yeah but i don't think it
will work again

og hoe
whelp then im useless

lance sweets
tinder

cal lightman
people get killed bc of
tinder

lance sweets
bumble

cal lightman
idk maybe

lance sweets
craig's list?

cal lightman
brooklyn do you want
me to die???

lance sweets
only a litlte

cal lightman
wow you're such a great
friend i feel so loved

lance sweets
<3

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