Mary Jane ━ Tom Holland

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tomholland2013
hey so what's going
on with your brother?

ogmaryjane
lol what's NOT going
on with jude?

ogmaryjane
he always has problems

ogmaryjane
at least i always
have problems with
him

tomholland2013
i felt that

tomholland2013
but not with paddy

tomholland2013
he never annoys me

ogmaryjane
????

tomholland2013
my youngest brother

ogmaryjane
okay cool

ogmaryjane
so what's it like
being the oldest?

ogmaryjane
cause like im the
youngest of the bunch
and jude never lets me
forget it

tomholland2013
i do that with my siblings
sometimes

tomholland2013
but sam usually hits
me when i do

ogmaryjane
as he should. it's
annoying as much and
if murder was legal
jude would probs
be dead by now bc
he uses that line so
often

ogmaryjane
but id probably miss him
too much

ogmaryjane
so maybe i wouldn't kill him

tomholland2013
love how that's the only
thing keeping you from
murder

ogmaryjane
i mean obviously

ogmaryjane
he deserves being killed
by me

ogmaryjane
he also dragged me to
your premier without
my consent so like
he's gotta pay somehow

tomholland2013
he did?

ogmaryjane
well like,, kinda

ogmaryjane
we like going to premiers
together and watching
reporters think we're
together before they realize
they're promoting incest

ogmaryjane
and so he told me he had
a premier for me so i
agreed without knowing
which movie he was
taking me to

tomholland2013
oh shit that's not cool

ogmaryjane
I KNOW

ogmaryjane
he's the worst brother
in the entire world

ogmaryjane
and he had the AUDACITY
to LAUGH at my glaring
throughout the entire premiere

tomholland2013
i mean i'd probably do the
same

ogmaryjane
tom holland is #cancelled
now

ogmaryjane
just wait until i tell the entire
world about this thomas

tomholland2013
go ahead as long as
you tell them the reason

ogmaryjane
okay i will

ogmaryjane
watch me

tomholland2013
okay

tomholland2013
just give me your
number first

ogmaryjane
tom holland are you
trying to flirt with me???

tomholland2013
of course not!!

ogmaryjane
hmm sure

tomholland2013
it's just annoying for me
to keep going into
insta and seeing all my
other dms

tomholland2013
it's easier for me if we
just texted

ogmaryjane
idk if i should...

ogmaryjane
i mean you ARE a
stranger...

tomholland2013
we've MET before

ogmaryjane
for like five seconds

ogmaryjane
that doesn't count

tomholland2013
oh come on!!

ogmaryjane
xxx-xxx-xxxx

ogmaryjane
tell me who it is before
you send anything else

ogmaryjane
and get ready for me to
even more annoying
in text xx