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THE THREE MUSKETEERS
og hoemary jane lance sweets brooklyn cal lightman sawyer
og hoe GUYS
og hoe SOME BAD SHIT JUST HAPPENED AT THE PREMIER
lance sweets oh shit give us the tea sis!!!!
og hoe omg i hate that you just type that whole ass sentence and actually sent it
lance sweets tf is wrong with it???
og hoe so much girl
cal lightman ugh who cares just tell us all the drama
og hoe okay bitch be demanding as fuck
cal lightman i mean i am a dom
lance sweets i-
og hoe MOVING ON bc i wanna have that erased from my brain forever that was absolutely terrible why would you do this to us sawyer
cal lightman i like making people uncomfortable it's my kink
lance sweets can you find a new one like choking or something
cal lightman you would rather me have a choking kink than a making ppl uncomfortable one??
lance sweets yes very much actually
cal lightman bitch
og hoe jude fucking took me to the spiderman premier
lance sweets wait -
lance sweets really???
og hoe sadly, yes
cal lightman that's iconic
og hoe no that's called being the absolute butt worst sibling on the entire planet
cal lightman like i said,,, iconic
lance sweets i can't believe he actually fucking did it like skshdhgh
og hoe i fucking hate him and i have now disowned him if either of you are looking for a new brother then you can have me
lance sweets you're disowning him not putting him up for adoption
og hoe fuck you im doing both
cal lightman haha he took you to the spiderman premier lol
og hoe shut up!!! it's not funny
cal lightman it's a little funny
og hoe no it's not!!!
og hoe and then when i was coming out of the bathroom after yelling a bit out of frustration guess who i ran into???
cal lightman the fucking door??
og hoe god i wish
og hoe i ran into tom holland
lance sweets now THAT's what i call iconic
cal lightman ugh bitch i wish i had your life i would love to run into tom holland and then make him take me out on a date bc it was obvs his fault
cal lightman i could be apart of a real life fanfiction
og hoe i wish that you had that too and it wasn't me
og hoe it's bad enough that my name's mary jane and the whole internet thinks im some crazed fan that changed their name so that he'd notice me or some shit
og hoe god i hate him
cal lightman you do not
og hoe i hate what he represents
cal lightman that's better
lance sweets okay so now you have to dm his ass and apologize so that he'll give me zendaya's number so that i can hit that
og hoe no????
lance sweets yes!!!!!!
lance sweets i wanna fuck zendaya and you're my way in
og hoe no the fuck im not
lance sweets you're a bad friend
og hoe and you're a bad friend for thinking that this is a good situation
og hoe nothing about this whole night has been good besides the mcdonalds jude bought me before the premiere
lance sweets i understand that im just trying to make a positive out of it like me getting a new girlfriend
og hoe dm her yourself bitch
lance sweets but that would never work
og hoe seems like a you problem to me bitch
lance sweets rood
lance sweets but seriously i doubt he remembers it or anything
lance sweets you might just become a funny story but he won't do anything further so it's okay
og hoe idk about that
cal lightman just trust us
cal lightman it'll be okay mj
og hoe ugh fine but if it's not im playing you guys
