Audrey Wilde is a famous set designer.
When she figures out that "deadpool" is played by her childhood best friend, Ryan reynolds, she goes nuts. She had a crush on him ever since high school. Will she ever confess her love? Or will she keep it to...
"You didn't sound lonely when you were talking to me" "Exactly. Because I was talking, to you" "I'm sorry baby," "It's not your fault..." They hugged each other tightly, when they let go-
Ryan: I think that's enough writing for you, Natalie
Me: Ryan? What the hell...? How is this happening?
Ryan: what? Me taking over? Well, you wrote 19 fuckin' chapters sister, more than that would be greedy, don't ya think?
Me: it's my story though...
Ryan: but it's about me, so...
Me: fine, I guess.
Ryan: well alrighty then!! Let's start from where we stopped, wait, no the last part was a bit too cheesy, okay the basics, I'm Ryan I'm dating Audrey and she's pregnant with mah baby and we're gonna get married...right? Okay from the top! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So! Ya happy to see mah handsome face?" "Handsome?" "Ouch! you hurt me" When she went to the kitchen, I just stared at her ass. Man, did she have a good lookin' butt. She came back and sat next to me in the couch,
"So, you ready?" "For what?" "To go to my parents" "The hell? Today??!" "Yeah, when did ya think" "It's 5:00 in the morning, plus you scared me so no" "I was just trying to be cute~" "Later then" "I was talking about later anyway" I mumbled but she heard me Anyways. "So, when are ya due?" "Oh um...October something" "Oh wow amazing memory" "Your an asshole, they didn't TELL me the exact date, you dick" "Sorry sweet-cheeks" "Don't call me that, its lame and cheesy" "What do you want me to call you?" "I don't know...baby or something, sweetheart, honey, we are getting married you know" "I'll stick with "baby" then." "Whatever, let's nap for like 5 hours" "Sure"
5 hours later...
I woke up before DeeDee, I looked at her stomach and it was getting big... there's no way we could keep her pregnancy a secret...
My parents are gonna fucking kill me.
I went to the bedroom and started to unpack a few things, such as my toothbrush and shampoo, 'cause I'm gonna leave again anyways, so it's useless to unpack EVERYTHING. When I finished I went to the living room and saw DeeDee awake. Gosh, the sex hair. "What time is it?" "Fifteen to ten, why?" "We should go" "Okay get ready, my hot mess!" She laughed and went to the bathroom to freshen up. She changed into a nice dress, put on some sandals and let her hair fall on her shoulders. Oh and by the way, the So-called-WRITER, didn't put a picture of DeeDee's hair after she cut it, lame.
Natalie: hey!
Ryan: sorry but you didn't!
Natalie: I forgot...you put it then!
Ryan: yeah, I will!
Natalie: okay then
Ryan: right...back to the story!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "My GAWD you look good" "Thank you. Is it a bit too much? Are my boobs popping everywhere?" "Nah" "Really?" "Mmhmm" "I don't believe you" "No really, look in the mirror" "I already did." "Well, they're not, okay? I told you, your breasts are nice" "Okay let's go, I already packed"
When we got into the car, I told Audrey to make sure she buckled her seatbelt, she got annoyed 'cause I kept asking if she made sure. And I'm like, what the shit is wrong with her? I'm guessing it's the mood swings. Oh, I didn't give her her ring,
"Oh and by the way, here's your ring" "Aww, it's so pretty, it makes my hand look good too" She put it on, and I'm sittin' there, thanking god it fits. "Well, thank god thats over, LETS GO!" "Alright, alright slow down" I tried to start the engine, yes, TRIED, then I realised...
The car's fucking broken...
......
I looked at DeeDee,
"Well, shit."
Ryan: and that's the end of chapter 20 people! I know, I'm an AMAZING writer,
Me: yeah, not bad.
Ryan: thanks sister😘
Me: oh my god did you just give me a kiss??!!
Ryan: are you fangirling right now?
Me:...no. Hehehe ANYWAY... how did you guys like the chapter? Did you think the car wasn't gonna wor-
Ryan: HEY! I ask those questions, I wrote it ya know, did you guys like the chapter? Please comment and tell us what you think, we would love to hear what you have in mind!
Me: hey...I always say that!
Ryan: #twinning!!
Me: oh yeah!
Ryan: okay, what's your name, I gotta go!
Me: my name's Natalie😢
Ryan: why crying emoji?
Me: because you didn't remember by name
Ryan: oh...sorry. I'll remember next time I promise😘😘😘😘
Me: okay then you should go
Ryan: yeah I should bye catch you later!
Me: bye!
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Natalie
Audrey's dress
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Ryan: I told you I wouldn't forget😝 Oh! The hair...
And here it is!
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