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q&a session

uselessopinions says:

#MAY
"Who is the most disgusting person you know"

May: oh, well that's easy. It's Max. He's the most disgusting person i know-

Max: hey that's rude

May: -next to Chad.

Chad: what?! I am not disgusting, okay? I am a prince, you fool. Bow down before me, pheasant

May: stfu

#MAY
"Who is your best friend lol"

May: it's-

Chad: it me

May: Eloria

Chad: um????? Who tf is eloria??? I thought i was ur best friend, i dont understand?????

May: chad, pls. Ur like a side chick in this situation

Chad: *gasps in russian* i am wOUNDED

Jace: how do u gasp in russian?

Alec: hon hon hon uoi uoi baguette

Max: no, that's how u giggle in french

May: why are we having this conversation

Jace: because the author wants us to

Max: did u just breaj the fourth wall?

Alec: break*

Max: sgut up alec

Alec: shut*

#JACE
"Out of all your bros who would you most likely form bromance with."

Jace: hmm let's see

Jace: i definitely wouldn't choose max cause that's just weird

Jace: i wouldn't choose chad either because i can't stand him

Chad: pfft ur just jealous cause May loves me

Jace: stfu chad.

May: just hurry up and answer the dang question

Jace: alright, i would probably form bromance with alec cause he's the only one that's sane here

Alec: bro

Jace: bro

Alec: ur the best bro

Jace: u too bro

Max: ugghh

#MAX
"Will you date me? I'll bring the pizza for the first date (if you agree) and we can watch spongebob. PLEASE MAX. My name is Sara by the way."

Max: well hello there ;)

May: ew max you're gross when u get flirty

Max: shut up pheasant. Now, Sara dear I would love to go out on a date with you ;)

Chad: barf

Max: you'll bring the pizza, right? I love pizza, especially if it's free ;)

May: oh my god he's just using you for pizza!!!!!!

Max: what, no i am not

May: honey, don't get involved with this imbecile. He's not worth it. You can hang out with me instead and we'll eat the pizza together :)