life hack: never try to make a normal term sound like a scientific name for animal bc idk about you but that looks wrong-
ANYWHORE
Pet Peeves On Wattpad-!
• Art thieves
Self explanatory.
Why be an attention whore,
When I can crush you with a fucking door?
• When people keep asking you if you're here or gonna respond
SuPrIsingly- I have a life.
Gotta watch that YouTube n shit
Jk- but guys. Please don't constantly ask me if I'm on. ESPECIALLY on weekdays. Weekends? ..Sure but please not on weekdays. If I take more than, let's say, 10 hours, you can ask me. But there's a good chance I'm probably busy. I /never/ ask someone if they are still there like- dude you gotta life and I'm cool with that as long as you get back eventually.
• Drama queens/attention whores
Lmao please don't act depressed. LUCKILY, From my knowledge, I have not met one of these yet. I got my honest bbs^^ But seriously if you're gonna worry other people and act sad for attention just- don't. It's just as easy to go on someone's profile, talk to them, and wait.
Or just never leave them alone.
Jk that's only ok if you're me BC people are less likely to kill me bc I'm annoying in general so you get used to it (^;
*throat clear*
Ungii-
-MattWilliams-
gaytxstic
^^Oli is thirsty for their attention 24-7
• Those really big authors
lol you know that one huge author that thinks they're the shit and is always like "read my books peasants"
like yes I'm speaking of one author in specific right now and a lot of you probably know her as she's basically the goddess of the random tag. I just don't like her that much she annoys me lol but then again I'm a pessimist so there are very few things that don't annoy me
• Me
Seriously how do you guys put up with me fr tho-
YOU ARE READING
S t a t i c || s/mb
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