S t a t i c || s/mb

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Mind vomit facts about me.

• I think way too much about people.

• I have two massive scars across my back that look like panther scratches or something, I prefer not say what from though.

• I am EXTREMELY shy. I'm really bad at talking.

• This is based off the last one, I'm selectively mute. This means that I never talk out of my own choice, but mostly only School.

• I have a really squeaky voice when I'm tired.

• I talk about Kitty way took much don't I lonelyskylines lmao rip

• lonelyskylines is my precious son irl. Please follow her she is very important to me thank you

• I am Swedish~!

• I have a bit of an accent, hell knows where from but it sounds a bit Swedish, Finnish & English, and like some say *cough* ReshiArcanine -MattWilliams- *cough*, Australian

• I apparently pronounce garage, zebra, subtle and many more words wrong

• When I'm sick I tend to be really clingy and want lots of cuddles

• I'm literally so lazy

• I'm really mean to people at school because people are mean to me

• I am really dirty minded and make innuendoes but I never get dirty jokes and I confuse myself

• I'm painfully shy guys I know I said this but jeez ,,,,

• I idolize people so you might not know it but before we were friends there's a chance that I looked up to you

• I re-read conversations with people a lot- *cough* Kitty *cough*

• I have major trust issues so don't take it personally if I don't trust you

• I get hyper when I'm sad or cold

• I love blankets and cuddles

• If I ever met any of you in real life, I'm going to hide my face and stutter a lot, it's just how I am when talking to people that are very important to me

• I have freckles under my eyes

• I can't ever drink or do drugs because if I do I might get addicted because my birth mom did drugs and shit while pregnant with me...

• My parents are kinda homophobes but mostly my dad

• probably the roleplay I'm most proud of is Kayako and Micheal HowAboutSomeTea

• I love Yuri smut roleplay

• I HAD TO ADD THIS BUT IM AT A THING RIGHT NOW AND WE'RE DOING HEADS UP AND THE THING WAS HOCKEY AND LEGIT EVERY KID, THERES LIKE TWENTY OF THEM, SAID CANADIANS HELP -MattWilliams-

• I love doing accent impressions even though I'm horrible at all of them but the Finnish & Swedish accent.

• I'm way too prideful about being Swedish

• Apparently I can do a good Liechtenstein impression ?????? -MattWilliams-  ReshiArcanine

• I'm super good at roleplay hyper characters even though I'm nothing like that irl

• The best characters I'm good at are Allen, Alfred, Denmark, Canada, & 2p Iceland

• im often compared to Canada and Iceland

• Everyone calls me shortie I'm-

• Guys I'm really not short please

• I'm very accident prone so if you ever meet me irl you're gonna have to deal with a clumsy little shit

• I can't ever drink or do drugs because I have a DANGEROUSLY high chance of becoming addicted as my mother did drugs and drank while pregnant with me

• If you want to know what I'm like drunk, basically I would be very flirtatious and seductive. I know this because when I had my eye surgery, on anesthetic, I was flirting A LOT with the female nurse, before I knew I wasn't straight, apparently while trying to recover

• I'm stubborn but if I trust you I'll be less stubborn