Hello, boys...
Pete: You look traumatised.
I am traumatized.
Pete: Why?
My lovely friend MissMaccaSunshine asked me to have you boys react to modern music.
John: Pardon me?!
Roger: What?
Pete: Modern what?
Keith: But... Nirvana is good!
Not Nirvana, Keith. MODERN music. As in from 2010 to 2016.
Keith: Oh, that stuff with the weird synthe--
Pete: *glaring at Keith*
Keith: --sisers...? Yours are cool, Pete. This stuff is just generated music.
Pete: *still glaring*
John: Keith, Pete's synth work was generated music too.
Pete: *now glaring at John*
Roger: I like his music!
Pete: Thank you, Roger.
Now, hold on there. Pete's work with synthesizers is amazing. This music is just...not his work. Although...most of his work IS pretty synth-heavy...especially Who's Next but that album is bloody brilliant. Sorry, couldn't word that a different way.
Pete: It's not synth work.
Keith: Hell yeah, it is. It's just sounds!
Pete: It is not! It's highly technical, musical work!
Keith: It is not! It's just beeping sounds that you programmed a machine to do! There is nothing "cool" or "hip" or "mod" or "rock" about it!
Pete: Now you shut up! What do you know about music, Moon?!
Keith: A hell of a lot more than you do, Mr. I Only Play Synth!
Pete: I play more than sy--
Okay, hold on. Stop arguing. We're way off base here.
John: Agreed.
John. Shut up. Anyways, Macca wants you boys to listen to some modern music (she gave some suggestions but I'm going to do the ones I know) and then react to it. Okay? Get it? Got it? Good. Now shut up and listen.
Your first song is "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus.
Pete: *hyperventilating* What, what, what, what, what, what.
Roger: Um... Where are her clothes?
John: We're supposed to be focusing on the song.
Keith: No clothes? OKAY! *starts stripping*
John: Clothes on. Now.
Keith: *defeated* *puts his clothes back on* Fine... I was just following modern culture, John.
*back to the boys* Just so you boys know, I'm not watching the video.
John: Turn around.
No. Miley used to be my hero when she was Hannah Montana. When I heard she went nude for a video? Ugh. No more.
John: Stubborn bird. It isn't even that bad. Okay, maybe to you it is. Not to us manly men. Keith, stop stripping.
Keith: *screams and storms out singing* I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL! I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOVE!
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The Who REACT
RandomNow this is a real thing... Oh man. I have so many issues with these boys!
