The Who REACT

Fanfic: "Rock On"

Keith: So we're flying solo today, boys!

John: Shit.

Pete: So you're in charge?

Roger: God save us...

Keith: Haha, very funny, boys. WhatYouAreHereFor requested that we all react to "Rock On", this fanfic by our own lovely Shaz!

Pete: Wait, is she really not going to be here today?

Keith: No. She left this note for us.

Roger: Read it.

Keith: Okay.

Boys,

First up, you guys are going to be reacting to my fanfic "Rock On" as requested by Lee (WhatYouAreHereFor). Do whatever chapters you want, okay? Just be nice.

Second on the list, don't make anymore jokes about Roger's bits or John's chunks. Or anything like that. 

Pete: Why not?!

I can already hear Pete asking why not and here's why. IT AIN'T NICE, BOY. IT AIN'T NICE TO MOCK YOUR FRIENDS' DICK ISSUES! 

Finally, remind the readers of the request forms! Comment or PM me and I'll try to get your request done as quickly as my lazy ass does.

Signed,

Shaz

Pete: Okay. So we have to read this "Rock On" story?

Keith: Yes.

Roger: And react to it?

Keith: Yes.

John: Alright, then. Let's do it.

Keith: Yes!

Keith: First, let's read the description... 

Let's spread the dead rocker awareness! They may be dead, but they can still have fun! They specifically are John Lennon, George Harrison, Davy Jones, Freddie Mercury, David Bowie, Keith Moon, John Entwistle and John Bonham. These...lovely boys have had some...entertaining times... To put nicely. This is just a bunch of random stuff that they deal with. If you don't like it, deal with it. You don't have to read it.

Pete: The last bit is so Shaz.

Roger: Oh, yeah it is.

John: Wait... Hey! This is... Keith, have you read this?

Keith: Cover to cover. It's quite good, I must say.

John: But--

Keith: Shh. Just read.

Keith: First on the list is, uh... "Trolling: Classic Rock Style"

Pete: Oh, hahah! That's brilliant! I can see Freddie doing that, just to tease.

Roger: Hey! She didn't say the Who!

Keith: She wasn't into us quite yet. This book actually shows her changing as a person musically. She adds new people very time she gets more into a band.

John: So your saying we should count on seeing new people in later chapters?

Keith: Yup.

Keith: Next! "The New Crew/So, Um..."

Pete: Ah, Lennon's making a supergroup! Awesome!

Roger: There are so many talents he can gather...

John: Sounds like a good idea. I mean, I dunno if I'd join but...

Pete: Looks like you won't.

Roger: You're a stick in the mud!

John: Called it. Fucking called it.

Keith: Yeah, you're a dick at first. It's great.

Keith: Next! "Fourteen Years."

John: Is this from you're point of view, Keith?

Keith: *nods*

John: Ah. Kind of a touchy thing she chose to write about, eh?

Keith: Can't deny wanting to be left alone, can you?

John: No. No, I can't.

Keith: Pete? Rog? You two okay with reading more? I know it's a little difficult, but it gets better. It ends up sort of funny.

Pete: Just keep going, Keith.

Keith: Okay. This one is brilliant. Bloody brilliant. "Recruitment."

Pete: *laughs* Can't forget David! Great man, he is.

John: Bonzo! Of course I would recognize the Zeppelin song. You know I practically made them?

Roger: We know, John. *gasps* Ray! Linda! Wait, what IS Jim doing to Ray?

Keith: It's implied he's leaning on him and poking him in the chest.

Roger: Ah. Yeah, that's Jim.

John: Get your explosives off Bonzo!

Keith: Yes, Mother...

John: *laughs* Best part right there. Best part.

 Keith: This part will make you disagree, Ox. "Double Trouble"!

Pete: "Hello Bonzo." Good God, Bonzo! You joker!

Roger: John and John! Confusing me since heaven knows when! Is he John? Is he John? Are they both John? Which one's Lennon? Which one's Entwistle? No one knows!

John: Bonzo is me. That's settled.

Pete: He said he's Bonzo, though!

John: *hits Pete* I know that, you doofus!

Roger: "We're here to entertain you swines!" Lennon!

John: That was rude, David! I talk a lot!

John: Is that all?

Keith: Yep. That's it! Special thanks you WhatYouAreHereFor for the request! Apologies to her for not getting this done sooner, oops...

Pete: Yes. And remember to request! We enjoy it. It keeps us occupied.

Roger: Keeps us from mocking my dick.

John: And mine.

Keith: Aw, we love ya and you know it. Even your tiny and giant man parts!

Pete: "Man parts", he says...

Keith: Shh... You didn't hear nothing...

John: *chuckles* Well, that's all we've got for you today.

Pete: We'll see you in the next full moon.

Keith: You want a full moon?! Got it! *starts taking his pants off*

Roger: NOT THIS AGAIN! CUT THE TAPE! CUT THE FILM! END THIS NOW!