You're melting your brain listening to all that guff.
No i'm not!
Prove it.
Okay then! Um.. Uh... Penguin.
Told you.
Shut up.
You two are bickering like an old married couple.
Thats because we're two sides of the same consiousness. We both have different opinions and senses.
Says the mental incarnation of common sense...
Note the word 'mental' in that sentence. I'm not an actual human.
Leave me alone Tom..
Sorry, but thats mentally impossible.
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RandomOneshots that I write when I'm bored, short stories that I write that I could never turn into a full story, drabbles and plot bunnies that don't have enough substance to turn into an actual story, etc.