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"HAHAHAHAHA no. Don't compare yourself to me. I ain't gay" Jimin growls then glares at the three of them. "And absolutely not a stripper"
"Well you do have a strong sex appeal of a stripper" Namjoon insist. "And this is the best and the only way to get the choker-"
"All of this is just for a fucking choker?!"
"Yoongi will tag along with you don't worry" Jin reassures, giving him a motherly smile. "He'll keep you safe-"
"He's a criminal-"
"We all are buddy" Namjoon cuts him off.
"Fine. Just as long I don't lose my virginity to this shit" Jimin grumbles.
"Is the meeting over?" Yoongi asks boredly.
He wasn't interested and all about it just like you, reader, in class am i right? ;> woops I just broke the 4th wall sorry.
"Yes-"
"Okay bye" The black haired boy marched back upstairs and closed the door of his room shut.
"Why is he like that?" The younger asked.
"He wasn't just interested with this.. Plan at all" Jin smiled nervously. Jimin sensed there's still something he should know but they won't tell him.
"Now will you excuse us" Namjoon picked up Jin bridal style making the other one shriek. "We still have something to do" sending a little wink at the younger, the two already had vanished.
Jimin somehow just facepalmed. He suddenly felt someone put a hand on his shoulder and turns him around.
"Finally those two are gone" Yoongi sighs and looks at Jimin. "Before anything else.. I need you to teach somethings just in case things go wrong"
"Like picking locks?" Jimin eyes sparkled and felt excitement. Finally, he always wanted to pick a lock ever since.
"Exactly and more of that though" Yoongi says and drags the younger upstairs
🕒 timeskip 🕒
"How the fuck do you guys do this in just a split second?!" Jimin have been trying to pick the small lock with a bobby pin for hours and still haven't open one.
"Jimin I swear if you didn't pick that tiny lock you'll surely die tomorrow" Yoongi munches on a Dorito chip as he watches him.
"Where did you get that" Jimin furrows his eyes at him.
"I stole it from 7/11"
"Can I have some-"
"Nope" the older replied popping the 'p' and sticks his tounge out at him. "You need to pick that lock first"
"Can you explain how I do it again? Hehehe" The younger scratches the side of his head in embarrassment.
"Okay" Yoongi went over to Jimin and took the lock. "A typical lock is made up of two parts: the barrel and the pins. The barrel is the chamber you put the key into. The pins are small metal cylinders that sink into the barrel, holding it in place until a key (or your pick) pushes them up and out of the way. The pins are cut in half, and when the halfway mark lines up with the barrel you can turn the lock. Your job, as a lock picker, is to manually push up each of the pins into the correct position, slowly turning the barrel so that they can't call back into place. Once you've got all the pins out of the way, the barrel will turn freely and the lock will open" as he explained those, the lock already is picked and passing it back to Jimin, locking it again
"How did you even learn this things?"
"Self learned" Well that was unexpected.
Jimin once again picks the lock and after a few minutes, he finally picked it.
"OMG YOONGI I DID IT!" Jimin squeals, jumping up and down. Yoongi let the younger be and laughed at his childish behavior. But he gotta admit, it was really cute seeing him like that that it makes his heart flutter.
"Alright congrats but you still have a lot of things to learn" Yoongi spent the whole night teaching the younger everything he must learn before the mission starts tomorrow evening. He gotta need everything and hopefully he'll remember.
On the otherside, Namjoon and Jin we're silently watching the two and nope, they aren't fucking which is a miracle. The two even secretly ships those two together ever since Jimin arrives.
"I bet Yoongi will top" Namjoon says and the two agreed.
🕒 the next day 🕒
"You're expecting me to wear that?!" Jimin points at the too revealing maid outfit that Jin was holding.
"Well that's the strippers uniform so you don't have any choice" Yoongi says, putting on a last detail on his make up before adding his black mask. "I'll be waiting for you outside"
The two watched him left as his footsteps got fainter and fainter, signifying them he already gone outside.
"Is it just me or Yoongi is acting really cold at the moment. He wasn't like that last night"
"Well.. He's pissed for disliking the uniform since when he got that uniform for you to wear and got almost.. Just almost got his first kiss stolen" Jin replies. "What matter to him the most is his first kiss though"
"He hasn't got his first kiss yet?!" Jimin asks unbelievable.
"Let's talk about that later hun. We need to dress you up"
An hour later, the younger had already finished preparing himself for the so called mission and heck, he looks so sexy and fuckable. The black revealing maid uniform fits his milky skin and thick thighs along with the black cat ears and black collar as his accessories.
"Soo, is it just the two of us riding this?" Jimin asks, pointing at the black Volkswagen that Yoongi was leaning on. Averting his gaze at the younger, the view infront of him made him gawk.
Fuck that should considered illegal, Park Jimin
"Quit staring!" Jimin yells as he covers himself up with a jacket. He wasn't used to be stared at even though Jimin has a defined body that everybody wants to have a piece of especially his... 🌚 you already know what I mean
"Alright alright sheesh" Yoongi got inside the driver's seat while Jimin sits at the passenger's seat.
During the whole car ride, the atmosphere was silent. The two would secretly steal quick glances at each other and pretends to stare out of the window.
"Jimin.." Yoongi finally breaks the silence between them. "I know you hate this and all but you need to do it. It's for your own good"
Indeed that Jimin hates it. He'll make a fool out of himself because of this. Hopefully that no one will recognize him at the bar. Also, isn't it weird that nobody isn't even trying to find him? He was still debating whether it is a good thing or not until he felt the car pull up.
"We're here"
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『Thief』; Yoonmin
Fanfiction❝you look pretty hot for a criminal profiler though❞ ❝Shut up❞ Date started: November 20, 2016 Date ended: April 17, 2017 [COMPLETED] #2 in Hyung Line Ships in BTS Fanfiction Awards