James: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Lily: I did, I broke it-
James: No. No, you didn't. Sirius?
Sirius: Don't look at me. Look at
Moony.
Remus: What? I didn't break it.
Sirius: Hmm. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Remus: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Sirius: Suspicious.
Remus: No, it's not!
Peter: If it matters...probably not...
Marlene was the last one to use it.
Marlene: Liar! I don't even drink that crap.
Peter: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the tea stand at Hogsmeade earlier?
Marlene: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Peter!
Lily: Alright, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, James.
James: No. Who broke it?
Remus: Prongs, Mary's been awfully quiet...
Mary: Really?!
Remus: Yeah, really!
[Cut to James in another room, the rest of them fighting in the background]
James: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Incorrect Hogwarts quotes
RandomLook, it's a long series. Who's to say these weren't said at some point? JK Rowling says so? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *Note* not all of these are mine I got some of them from tumblr
