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Alois: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.

Ciel: Alois, no that's not how you make cookies.

Alois: FLOOR IT???

Ciel: ALOIS NO.

Alois: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND.

Ciel: ALOIS YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.

Alois: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.

Ciel: A L O I S.

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