-James seeing Sirius with hickeys all over his neck and collar bones
-James pestering him to tell me who you're making out with Padfoot, it's not fair!
- Sirius only smirks and tells Prongs to bugger off
-Remus is totally failing to keep his laughter in while James continues to ask and ask
-Much to Peters annoyance, James refuses to look on the map because no, spying on snivelling shape for a prank is not the same as invading Padfoots privacy, Wormtail!
-"Why aren't you interested in who Padfoots getting this stuff from, Moony? Are you trying to... hIDe SomEThiNg MoONy?"
-Moony jokingly says to give Padfoot some veritaserum, not thinking James cares enough to bother with it
-oops?
-"Hey Pete! Come with me to slughorns office, we have some potion to take. No I'm not just going to look on the map for who it is! No veritaserum isn't mean, what harm could it do? Fine the map would be easier but how would be know which person he hangs out with it is? ... shut up."
-sure enough, James swaggers into the great hall with dark under eyes but a air of confidence about him the next morning. He winks at Remus in a 'thanks for the idea, mate' sort of way, and slips the potion into Sirius' drink while his back is turn.
-slurppp~
-"So, Padfoot. Care to tell us who this special someone is?"
-Moony is blushing like MAD
-Padfoot goes wide eyed as he whispers "Moony"
-silence ...
-sorry mate. What was that, couldn't hear you.
-silence ...
-"MOONY!" He yells for the whole room to hear.
-silence ...
-the hall figures it's just Sirius and James mucking around like usual and goes back to its normal chatter, leaving James frozen, Sirius out the door in two seconds flat, Peter not caring because it was obvious all along, how have you not realised this yet Prongs, and a poor Remus blushing profusely
-"oh"
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect Hogwarts quotes
RandomLook, it's a long series. Who's to say these weren't said at some point? JK Rowling says so? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *Note* not all of these are mine I got some of them from tumblr
