Incorrect Hogwarts quotes

James has a growth spurt

•Over the summer of sixth year he grows like....... an abnormal amount. like. hes almost as tall as fucking remus wtf

•walks into train compartment like 'hello lad-' and then he hits his head on top of the door and fuck fuck fuck oh my GOD lads I have sustained an INJURY lay with me by my BEDSIDE as a I literally PASS AWAY

•remus is like dude I have been 6 foot since birth stop being a dramtic bastard

•sirius is like??? super bitter about like it's a real soft spot

'so black how does it feel to be the shortest in your group?'

'fuck off evans peter is the shortest'

'yeah but like........ you're the second shortest'

*sirius storms away, angrily, taking her beer and going over to sulk in the corner*

•james gets drunk on his own power like hes the douchebag running into rooms and trying to touch the ceiling or the damn light like potter sit down we're in the middle of charms everyone stop cheering

•I don't think I can stress how bitter sirius is like.......... hes SO BITTER

•*sirius, lying on remus's bed while remus does homework, resting his face on his hands at two in the afternoon while skipping transfiguration, has been ranting for twenty-five freaking minutes* -"should count more is that I'm TALL at HEART you know????? Like my inner soul is a tall person and its my outer body that is betraying me you feel"

•lily is high key like....... god damn. the fuck did you get so tall for. And james is like '........ don't know my body did it for me' and lilys like,,,,,,,,,,,,,, shit u right

•lily was also like high key drunk at the time but even when she's sober she keeps finding herself staring at him in class and its freaking annoying that she can't stop

•peter literally doesn't give two shits he just wants to pass potions

•for sirius's birthday the three of them get him a really tall pair of shoes and he literally doesn't speak to them for three days which is a sirius record and longer than that time in fourth year when they got him muggle anti-grey hair die for Christmas