The Wrong Number

Dodgy Dial 3

"Dude!"

"Dude,"

"Damn, how do I keep getting her number wrong?"

"Don't you use speed dial or just call from your contacts or something?"

"Uh, don't judge me but I have a brick phone"

"Ugh, I can feel you cringing from here,"

"What's up with the old ass phone mate?"

"Well I did have a smart phone, but I kind of dropped it in watermelon and my phone plan doesn't let me upgrade for another month so this phone is just temporary."

"How do you even drop your phone in watermelon?"

"Well, Selene and I were trying to make watermelon smoothies and I was trying to Instagram that shit, you know as you do. And my hands were all slippery from the watermelon juice and it slipped,"

"Wow,"

"Yeah, so that happened"

"Any who, I'm going to attempt to dial the right number this time. Laters dude!"

(...)

"Bye?"