The Wrong Number

Dodgy Dial 18

"I'm bored,"

"Hi bored I'm Reyna,"

"Did, did you just dad joke me?"

"Why yes, yes I did."

"Who are you?"

"Your fave person, obvs'"

"Eh true. But for reals, I'm super bored."

"Paint a picture."

"I have no paint,"

"Draw a picture then,"

"I can't draw."

"Write a novel,"

"Mate if you read my essays you wouldn't be suggesting that,"

"Um, in that case, why don't you go for a walk?"

"Ugh, exercise."

"Dude, I'm running out of ideas here."

"Sorry, I'm just so bored and in a really lazy mood."

"Fair enough, what about having a nap? Whenever I'm super bored I just sleep. Quite an effective use of my time if you ask me."

"Huh, that sounds like a good idea. I might do that."

"Alright, catch you later you weirdo."

"You love me! Bye!"

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