The Wrong Number

Dodgy Dial 15

"Jake!"

"Uh, this isn't Jake,"

"What, but I could've sworn I put his number in right..."

"No, this is Jake's phone. I'm just not Jake,"

"Oh, right I gotcha'."

"So who are you?"

"Me? I'm Reyna,"

"Wait, Reyna as in Rey?"

"Uh I guess?"

"I thought you were a dude, Jake talks about you,"

"Nope, I'm definitely female. A-and Jake talks about me?"

"Hey who's on the phone?"

"It's Rey, sorry Reyna. Who is a girl, who sounds hot. Hey Reyna, you single?"

"I don't even know your name,"

"Hey it's not nice to laugh, I'm trying here,"

"Dave! Stop hitting on Rey! Come on man."

"What she's into me,"

"I'm not, really."

"Oh, breaking my heart."

"Dude, you going to ever actually give me my phone back?"

"No I'm having a very nice conversation with Reyna. So Rey, you got a boyfriend?"

"No, no I don't."

"Mate give me-"

"No I want to talk-"

(...)

"Mate you made me hang up on her!"

"Crap."

"So you never told me that Rey was female."

"It never came up."

"'It never came up' my butt, you like her don't you."

"What? No, we barely know each other."

"But you like her."

"She's interesting,"

"Mhm, sure."

"So what did she say?"

"To what?"

"Having a boyfriend."

"Ha! I knew you liked her!"

"Just tell me what she said."

"No she doesn't have a boyfriend. You going to ask her out?"

"Uh, maybe"