The Wrong Number

Dodgy Dial 5

            

"Aye yo, my friend. What's crack'a'lackin',"

"I did not understand anything you just said"

"Selene understands me!"

"Then call her you weirdo,"

"Maybe I will,"

"You know, if someone overheard us they'd think we're having like a full on fight,"

"Yeah probably,"

"So how are you today?"

"I'm good thanks- wait what time is it?"

"About 5:30 in the evening, why?"

"Ah shit! I'm late! I'll talk to you later!"

"Okay, good luck with whatever you're doing!"

(...)

"Crap, crap, crap! Selene is going to kill me if I'm not ready in time, her and Brenner are my lift to the party,"