mutual ⇥ dylan obrien

[TWO: JELLY]

evelynmonrose1: bob in his natural habitat

tylerposey58: y'all are so married

bevelynstan101: TRUE^^

tylerposeyismyking: are you and tyler friends?

evelynmonrose1: tylerposeyismyking yes

bellamyandapril: GET MARRIED MY GOD

tylerposeytrash: tyler is such a fan girl lmaooooo

[chat between dylan, tyler ze fangirl, and evelyn]

tyler ze fangirl:
dylan's jelly

dylan:
am not

tyler ze fangirl:
YOU JUST FLIPPED A TABLE
BITCH YES YOU ARE
that was a nice table too :(

dylan:
im sorry

evelyn:
jelly of who?

dylan:
IM NOT JELLY

tyler ze fangirl:
so??why??did??you??flip??
my??table??????

dylan:
fine ok
maybe i'm a little jelly

evelyn:
JELLY OF WHO
wait is this about bob again
because i already told you that
we're friends and PRETEND
we're married as a joke

dylan:
i know

tyler ze fangirl:
i think you should apologize
to my table

dylan:
i'm not apologizing to
your table tyler

tyler ze fangirl:
she's upset that you said that

evelyn:
did you just assume it's gender

tyler ze fangirl:
MEME QUEEN

evelyn:
YES

dylan:
what's a meme

tyler ze fangirl:
oh my god

uneducated dyl:
what

tyler ze fangirl:
how the fuck do you not
know what a meme is

evelyn:
dylan, your name on my phone
is now uneducated dyl

uneducated dyl:
IM SORRY IM NOT A HIP
TEEN I DONT KEEP
UP WITH THE TRENDS
OF 2016

tyler ze fangirl:
what's my name on your
phone

evelyn:
tyler ze fangirl

tyler ze fangirl:
i'm not surprised

uneducated dyl:

evelyn:
did you just
'define meme'
how sad

tyler ze fangirl:
wow

uneducated dyl:
erg

[messages between goddess & uneducated dyl]

goddess:
we need to talk

uneducated dyl:
about?

goddess:
what do you think?

uneducated dyl:
??

goddess:
this is why your name is uneducated
dyl

uneducated dyl:
:(

goddess:
OBVIOUSLY WE NEED TO TALK
ABOUT HOW YOU DONT
KNOW WHaT A MEME IS

uneducated dyl:
oh thank god
i thought we were gonna
talk about you and bob
and my jelly-ness

goddess:
omg
i completely forgot
we do need to talk about that

uneducated dyl:
i suddenly have to goooooo

goddess:
no but
why do you get so jealous ?
you know it's a joke

uneducated dyl:
because i like you
i used to just think you were
hot but then i got to know you
and i just
i don't know how to explain it.

goddess:
well it's okay
just know that you liking me
isn't going to make me feel the same
i've pretty much shut down
that part of me

uneducated dyl:
why?
sorry you probably don't wanna
talk about that

goddess:
no no it's fine
ill tell you later though they're calling
me to set

uneducated dyl:
i swear i heard tyler mention
your character dies

goddess:
im pretty sure i wouldn't be filming
if i was dead ;)
DONT TELL TYLER I SAID THAT
OR HE'LL SPAM ME WITH
QUESTIONS

uneducated dyl:
your secrets safe with me

goddess:
thanks uneducated dyl

uneducated dyl:
no prob goddess

goddess:
what

i never update this forgive me