mutual ⇥ dylan obrien

[SIX:HOE]

tylerposey58: my hoe visited me😍😍😍❤❤❤❤🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼😁😁😁😁😁☺️☺️☺️ evelynmhunter

evelynmhunter: call me ur hoe one more time posey i fucking dare you

princess:
hoW DARE YOU DYLAN

t pose:
o shit whatd he do

dylan:
nothing
???

princess:
BYE

t pose:
probably cause you didn't
come to set when she visited

dylan:
ty you're literally next to me why
are we texting eachother

t pose:
idk how to socialize irl

princess:
why didn't u come dyl

dylan:
i'm not in most of season 6 so i
have off a lot
i had meetings and shiz

t pose:
"shiz"
ok grandpa

princess:
im never going to meet u
at this rate 🙄

dylan:
ill wish on every 11:11
does that satisfy you

princess:
i'm gonna marry tyler because
im mad at you

dylan:
do it

t pose:
omg my hoes proposing 😍😍

dylan's gf has blocked you on messages!

t pose:
oh

dylan:
what'd she do

t pose:
she blocked me i wanna die

dylan:
don't die baby

t pose:
ok daddy
i mean dylan
hahahahahhaha
bye

[EVELYNHUNTER VIA SNAPCHAT]

evelyn: just so y'all know what i have to deal with every day

camera zooms into bob sitting on the kitchen counter

evelyn: bob just told me to get him some food

bob: starts laughing

evelyn: BOB YOURE IN THE DAMN KITCHEN

bob: IM LAZY

evelyn: SCREAMS

bob: SCREAMS BACK

-

bob: on evelyn's phone

bob: what is this

evelyn: sweetie it's snapchat

bob: hi snapchat! is it live? can they see us?

evelyn: do you like know how technology works or

-

bob: still on evelyn's phone

bob: guys me and evelyn are dating

bob: grabs evelyn's hand and intertwines their fingers

evelyn: goes with it and smiles

bob: kisses her hand

evelyn: u fuckin nasty

-

bob: on kitchen countertop again

bob: IIIIIIIIII WANNA SWIIIIIIIIIING FROM RHE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR

evelyn: snorts

-

daddy:
i swear to hell

t pose:
what now
i swear if you're an to be
jealous ab bob again i'm killing you

daddy:
don't read my next messages

t pose:
i'm done

daddy:
HE KISSED. HER HAND.

t pose:
that's your fault for not
going to work 😬

daddy:
:((

t pose:
you'll get your shot eventually
you're dylan o'brien
who could resist you?

daddy:
true 🙃

t pose:
the 100 comes out tmrw

daddy:
i'm on season 3 episode
7

t pose:
oh god

daddy:
WHAT

t pose:
gOd
PAIN

daddy:
oh my god
someone's dying aren't they
read
TYLER
read
TYLER WHO
read
whatever as long as it's not lexa or lincoln i'm good

t pose:
i'm gonna sob
finish the season so you can watch s4
with me tmrw bye

holy shit an update yikes it's bad ok bye love u