mutual ⇥ dylan obrien

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"LITTY LIKE A MFN TITTY" groupchat messages

evelyn:
IM SORRY AGAIN

dyldo:
i'm still upset you're
not coming

evelyn:
the writers said not to leave our
trailers what do you want me to do

tyler ze fangirl:
it's ur fault for not
coming to work dyl!

evelyn:
yeah mate 😤😤

lowkey hubby:
are you insulting my
country evelyn

evelyn:
i don't know mom am i

tyler ze fangirl:
DID YOU JUST FUCKING
QUOTE STEFAN SALVATORE

evelyn:
FUCK I DID

tyler ze fangirl:
HOW DARE YOU OPEN
THAT WOUND IN MY HEART

dyldo:
what

evelyn:
do you not watch tvd

dyldo:
what's tvd

lowkey hubby:
WHAT THE HELL

tyler ze fangirl:
is a stiles

dyldo:
HAHA

tyler said we're still sending our reaction to today's ep so!

evelyn:
this will be
eventful

lowkey hubby:
i was gonna say
depressing but sure
let's go with that e

dyldo:
SHUT THE FUCK UP
ITS STARTING

tyler ze fangirl:
oh ok fuck you guys
it's been 4 seconds and they
already showed lincoln

dyldo:
i just cried i hate you
both

tyler ze fangirl:
oh they're in the same place
i thought it would move to a different time or something

dyldo:
UM
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

evelyn:
what now

dyldo:
THEY
DIDNT
SHOW
LEXAS
DEATH
IN
THE RECAP
???????

lowkey hubby:
i knOw
i'm #triggered

tyler ze fangirl:
why is octavia just
casually climbing down the
building
where did she learn to climb
why is no one asking this

evelyn:
true

dyldo:
INDRA
IS SHE DEAD
IF SHES DEAD IM
LEAVING
oh nevermind
she's not dead
false alarm guys

tyler ze fangirl:
jesus fuck
ZhHCMXBXND
BELLARKE

lowkey hubby:
yikes

evelyn:
yikes

dyldo:
ew tyler i hate blorke

evelyn:
how do you know blorke
but you don't know tvd

dyldo:
don't question me

tyler ze fangirl:
i respect everyone's ships
dylan bellarke is brotp
and bapril will rise

lowkey hubby:
how do you know if they'll rise?

tyler ze fangirl:
BOB SHUT UP THEY WILL
I KNOW IT OK U DONT KNOW
ANYTHING BYE

lowkey hubby:
i play half of the ship i think
i would know

evelyn:
^^^

tyler ze fangirl:
shhh

dyldo:
update: tyler is screaming
along to the opening credits
even though there's no lyrics in
it

evelyn:
I DO THAT
bob fell asleep what a hoe

dyldo:
is bapril happening

evelyn:
yes

tyler ze fangirl:
Oh m yFOD
YOURE LYING

evelyn:
am i?

dyldo:
HDMSHXNZGXNS

tyler ze fangirl:
BITCH OH MYVDO
BELLAMY CAME TO FUCKING VISIT HER
IM SCREECHING MY BALLS OFF

dyldo:
HE JUST FUCKING CARESSED HER FACE WITH HIS HAND OH MYBDO

tyler ze fangirl:
"I MEED YOU"
O MYBISBCBSNXHS

evelyn:
IM LAUGHING YALL GET
SO HAPPY

tyler ze fangirl:
I SUDDENLY HAVE A
REASON TO LIVE

dyldo:
OH M YGOD SHE WOKE UP

tyler ze fangirl:
thE WAY YOU SAID BELLAMY
WITH THAT RASPY VOICE

evelyn:
HDJDHNS

dyldo:
"HEY DIMPLES"
I WHIPPED SO HARD HOLY
FUCK

tyler ze fangirl:
I LOVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW

evelyn:
you won't for long

dyldo:
damnit
for a second i forgot ab
the radiation

tyler ze fangirl:
the radiation can go choke
all i want is bapril
imagine thinking i watch for
any other reason

evelyn:
;))