This is... (wait for it).... MY BOOK OF RANDOM!!!! Who saw that coming?
This here book o' mine will contain random tidbits of my life, funny things that happen to me, not-so-funny things that happen to me and also things that happen to my friends, b...
So, as a few of you may know, I am an Aussie and Aussies have a lot of things different to the rest of the world. I'm not quite sure just HOW much they differ, so I've put together a whole lot of Aussie things to aussiecate you cunts (I don't usually say cunts, but it is EXTREMELY Australian so that's why I've put it in)
1. FOOD we love food. Not fancy food, good old Australian beauties.
FAIRYBREAD
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No matter what anyone says, you're never too old to have fairybread. NEVER. And you can never ever EVER substitute any of the ingredients. It must be white bread. It must be butter. No margarine crap, just normal cow butter. Can only be hundreds and thousands sprinkles. Any other type and you are a pathetic excuse for an Aussie and will be disowned by your country. And you don't want that.
LAMINGTONS
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Pretty much spongecake covered in chocolate and coconut. Sometimes there's strawberry jam in the middle, but never buy store-bought jam lamingtons. They're disgusting and soggy. Regular store-bought lamingtons are still pretty good tho. Wtf why doesn't it recognise 'lamington' as a word??
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Bastard autocorrect
GOLDEN GAYTIMES Yeah yeah funny name. Get over yourself. This is the most classic Aussie icecream of all time
