My book of random

My sad life prt. 1

Holidays.
Going to Tuross (the beach) for our annual summer hols.
The day before we go on holiday, there's a Miraculous marathon on telle and the second my sister yelled down the house to tell me, I jumped out of bed and tore down the hallway.
My pinkie toe, however, decided that it didn't want to come with, so it hooked around a corner and bent sideways at least by 90 degrees

As you can see, I can't draw feet but that's what happened
And I kept running
In pain
To watch Miraculous
But I couldn't even concentrate because of the pain
It swelled up like a tiny balloon

And I thought I might have broken it cos i have no idea what a broken toe is like, but it's just a sprain. Still can't walk properly tho. I more... hobble than walk. 😬

There's a lovely picture of a fabulously drawn foot rather than my actual foot which, according to my bestie (thanks, mate) 'looks like a potato' 🥔
There's some nasty bruising going on 😬

So I can't go to the beach because we walk down (it's super close)
Also, MY FREAKING YOU-KNOW-WHAT STARTED THE FIRST DAY!!! Which means I can't go swimming regardless unless I want to get eaten by a shark 😭 🦈
And here's another drawing cos why TF not
I warned you there'd be girly stuff