How to Breathe

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How to Breathe

1. Suck in air. (Preferably through your nose than your mouth as your nose can filter the air. And please make sure that the air that you suck in has oxygen content in it)

2. Wait for a while – While holding your breath – to allow your lungs to absorb the required amount of oxygen.

3. Exhale by just letting the air go. (To test that you have exhaled, say something and make sure that it doesn’t sound strange.

4. Repeat steps 1 to 3 for the rest of your life. (Note, DO NOT DO THIS UNDERWATER! OR YOU WILL DIE!)

5. CONGRATULATIONS! You’re breathing!

Friendly note: If you are not breathing, you should be passed out by the time you finish reading this set of instructions

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