The Prussian sat at the kitchen table with a bowl of cereal. His eyes scanned over the news paper with a frown.
"Yeah, you eat the fucking cereal like you eat me." Hungary whispered from behind Prussia.
"Eliza... I... I don't like your roleplay... I feel uncomfortable..." Gilbert mumbled.
"Shut the fuck up, would you rather do this? Or would you rather torture a homeless man, while I fist myself to it?" Elizabeth asked triggeredly.
"Those are both fucking awful... Please... I just wan-"
"You are gonna eat that fucking cereal like it's my bleeding vagina, got it?!"
"Ye-Yeah... calm down."
"Youre a good little bitch."
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Hetalia One-Shots
FanfictionSo yeah... It ranges from fluffy shit to smutty shit. Simple enough. I guess any pairing is welcome? Rules are inside. See you there. I guess?
