fifty shades of gay.

HA

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND THIS IS FUCKING GREAT

I'M NOT FUCKING LONELY PRAISE THE  M O T H E R F U C K I N G  LORD

...

LORDS*

I'M SO HAPPY

HE'S SO CUTE LIKE HOLY SHIT

I NEED TO GET HIM TO MEET MY PUPPY IT'LL BE SO FUNNY

ANYWAY LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT HIM

HE'S CUTE AND FUNNY AND MEXICAN AND HOT AND HANDSOME AND ADORABLE AND HOT AND HE LOVES TO COOK AND HE'S HOT AND HE'S AN AMAZING KISSER AND HE'S HOT AND HE'S GENEROUS AND HOT AND HOT AND HIS TACOS ARE THE FUCKING BEST AND HE'S GAY 

OH, AND HE'S HOT

FUCKING HELL I'M GAY

THIS IS GREAT

HE'S EVEN A COOK, GUYS

AND IF ANY OF YOU KNOW ME WELL

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE FOOD

I WILL EAT LITERALLY ANYTHING BUT PEANUT BUTTER

SO WHAT'S BETTER THAN FOOD?

A BOYFRIEND THAT LOVES TO MAKE FOOD

I SWEAR TO GOD HE IS MY FUCKING SOULMATE

HE LOVES MAKING ME FOOD AND MAKING SURE I LIKE IT AND FUCKING HELL I CAN'T

HE'S SO GREAT

AND HE'S MEXICAN

MEXICANS CAN COOK

AND THEY'RE FUCKING HOT TOO

BUT I LOVE THAT HE'S A TEDDY BEAR LIKE 

HE LOVES HUGGING ME

GUYS SERIOUSLY I THINK I FOUND MY SOULMATE OKAY

MY BOYFRIEND IS A MEXICAN TEDDY BEAR THAT LOVES COOKING, IS LITERALLY GAY, IS ACTUALLY SO HANDSOME LIKE HOLY SHIT, AND SIMPLY LOVES ME LIKE THAT IS THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND  O K A Y

NO OFFENSE THOUGH BALDER I'M SURE MASON LOVES YOU

BUT HOLY FUCK

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

OH, AND HIS NAME IS JORGE

HE'S LIKE, NEWER THAN NEW

BUT HE'S SUPER COOL AND FUNNY AND JUST

ASDFGHJKL;'

I FUCKING CAN'T FUCK

wait that sounded wrong lmfao

SERIOUSLY JORGE IS ACTUALLY THE BEST OKAY

AND THEN HIS ACCENT

OH HIS FUCKING ACCENT

I  F U C K I N G  C A N ' T

OKAY I NEED TO GO FIND JACKIE SHE RAN OFF INTO THE WOODS AGAIN 

SHE LIKES DOING THAT AND MAKING ME CHASE HER IDK WHY

ITS CUTE THOUGH

AND FUNNY

ANYWAY I GOTTA GO GET HER

BYE