fifty shades of gay.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

HA

I STOLE A BEER

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY

 MORTAL, DEMIGOD, ALMIGHTY BEING

I LOVE YOU ALL

*throws glitter and blows noisemaker*

AHAHA

no I'm not drunk lmao

SERIOUSLY, HAPPY NEW YEAR.

HOPEFULLY 2017 WON'T BE AS SHITTY.

YAY FOR HOPING CAUSE IT MIGHT NOT HAPPEN LMFAO

JACKIE SAYS HI AND HAPPY YEAR OF NEW

NOW I GOTTA GO GET READY FOR A PLANE FLIGHT

AND SAY BYE TO JORGE.

BUT ONE MORE THING BEFORE I GO.

PAPA... I HOPE THAT YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME IN ELYSIUM.

I REALLY MISS YOU, BUT I KNOW THAT YOU'RE OKAY TOO.

AND THAT MAKES ME HAPPY.

JE T'AIME, PAPA. ET BONNE ANNÉE.

(I love you, Papa. And Happy New Year.)

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M IN CAPS BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO CHANGE IT.

LMAO.

WELL, I BETTER GO.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, CAMP OLYMPUS.

ADIEU,

~Charmander