Equestrian Relatables

Things my parents say/think

"What a waste of money"

"You better wear bubble wrap so you won't get hurt!"

"Wow I have no idea what your doing but you look great!"

"What were you doing again? Trotting? Or was that cantering? They look the same"

"Why do you need like 5 pairs of riding pants?!"

"What does e  q stand for?"

"I have no idea what you're talking about, so I'm just gonna say your lesson went great"

"How do you remember all the things you learn at your lessons?! It seems so hard!"

"I am not going to record or take pictures at every single lesson you have"

"She just won a blue ribbon, is that good? Or bad?"

"What's a hunter jumper? And what's a jumper? What do those mean?"

"That thing where you do handstands on horses is cool. What is that called?"

"No more Breyer horses! You have to many!"

"No! We went to Dover last week!"

"I just spent $100 on a new helmet and now you need new boots too?!"

"Why did you pick the most expensive sport?"