Equestrian Relatables

Things non equestrians say

"That's so easy!"

"You just sit there!"

"The horse does all the work!"

"Isn't it horse abuse? Your forcing the horse to jump over things.."

"Horses are lame"

"Horses need to die"

"You fell off? Ha! I get stepped on by a 200 pound kid wearing sharp cleats!"

"I bet I could get on right now and jump 2ft!"

"What a waste of money!"

"Horses are stupid"

"Ha! You didn't win a ribbon! That means your a bad rider!"

"Stop talking about horses!!!"

"Horse riders are just rich little girls trying to show off to people!"

"You ride horses, that makes you a stuck up rich kid"

"Ewww that horse is ugly"