Equestrian Relatables

What you think when you ride

"This horse better stop moving slow!"

"Please don't try to pick up canter when I ask for a trot"

"Ugh my heels hurt!"

"Oh no! Please don't long spot.."

"Please please please don't decide to stop before the jump"

"I hate no stirrup November..."

"Doesn't my trainer see that I'm using A LOT of leg!"

"Oh great, we just picked up the wrong lead in front of the judge..."

"Don't stop smiling...don't stop smiling.."

"Remember your show number...remember your show number..."

"Heels...heels...make sure heels are down.."

"Great we just knocked down a rail at a show...yay..."

"I hope I pin well..."

"I hope I get first..."

"Please don't pin your eyes at me.."

"Shoo squirrel!! Get out of here!"

"This wind is making my eyes water..."

"Great I have to show in the rain..yay"

"I wonder what my eq looks like?"

"I hope this horse doesn't buck today..."