Equestrian Relatables

Things my trainer thinks/says

"Leg!!"

"More leg!!"

"You're using to much leg!"

"Drop your stirrups!"

"Post without stirrups!"

"Wrong diagonal!"

"Wrong lead!"

"Use that crop! Like you mean it!"

"Pick your hands up more"

"Shorten your reins"

"Loosen your reins"

"Oh my gosh, why did she just ask to pick up canter with the inside leg.."

"Stop pulling on the reins"

"Kick that lazy slowpoke!"

"Kick harder! She didnt feel that!"

"What was I thinking becoming a trainer.."

"You are going to show the best horse at the barn. He always wins..no pressure.."

"Corners!!"

"DIAGONAL!"

"Don't forget to smile during your class!"

"SMILE!"

"Oh my gosh, she just picked up the wrong lead right in front of the judge.."

"Yes perfect! Now do it again!"

"This time, wait til I tell you to go into your half seat"

"Push your butt out more in your two point!"

"Arch your back more when jumping!"

"Don't forget your show number!"

"Don't forget your course!"

"What's your show number?"

"Bend your elbows more!"

"Slow down that canter!"

"You have a show coming up! You need to bend in your corners!"

"Heels!"

"HEELS!"

"That was good..but heels down even more!"

"Okay drop your stirrups but keep your heels down like they are in the stirrup!"