Pick up lines

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#1 "do you have a bandaid?
because I hurt myself falling for you."


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#2 " Do you have a map?
because I got lost in your eyes

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#3 "hey you see that door?
do you wanna go out?"

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#4 "Are you a beaver cause dam!"
(Shawn Mendes quote)

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#5 "do you go to hogworts because I adumbledoor you"

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#6 "is that your phone? Can i slytherin my number

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#7 "sooo you know how you like boys
does that mean you like me?"

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#8  are You google cause your everything I'm searching for

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#9 "Roses are red violets are blue puppy dogs are cute just like you." >p<

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#10 "your the prime example of why I appreciate the beauty in life."

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#11 "did you fart because you blew me away "

       
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#12 "do you like raisins? What about dates"

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#13 "if you were a chicken you'd be impeccable"

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#14 "did you just get out of the oven because your hot"

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#15 "it's a good thing that I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out"

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#16 "life without you is is like a
Broken  pencil...... pointless"

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#17  "I bet you play soccer cause your a keeper"

 
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#18 "Are you my appendix because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out"

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#19 "Do you live in a corn field because I'm stalking you

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#20 "I'm not staring at your boobs I'm staring at your heart"

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#21 "can I follow you home because my parents always told me to follow my dreams"

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#22 "Damn if being sexy was a crime you'd be guilty as charged

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#23 "I'm in the mode for pizza.... a pizza you that is"

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#24 "if you were a booger I'd pick you first"

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#25 "I bet you $20 your gonna turn me down"

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#26
What's your five most favourite letters in the alphabet?...
Mines u r a q t

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#27
Is there a phone in your back pocket? because  that ass is calling me

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#28
You know what's beautiful read the first word

Or...

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